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fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009
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fuck the free world

every bodu in the 313
by the fuhrer June 2, 2004
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state school fucking

A fucking that is so no holds barred that it must come from a person that spent the majority of their teenage days not studying the classics but rather studying the art of fucko. 2.) A fucking with no brakes.
I put a straight state school fucking on that private school bitch and she got all swim fan on my ass.
by matt5000 May 25, 2010
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Ass Pussy Fuck

A person who decides that it is necessary to simply get fucked in the anus turning it into an ass pussy. e.g. devin mccormack.
Devin got fucked in the ass pussy, now he is an ass pussy fuck.
by Pussy Fucker38 October 12, 2011
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Recreational fuck you

Telling someone they can go fuck themselves with an app. 95% chance of remaining friends afterwards.
Recreational Fuck You:

Joe: "Fuck you, Bill."
Bill: "Yeah, see you on monday."
by submittor134 October 4, 2010
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Fuck you kitty

Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.
1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"
by Gamer2401 July 28, 2010
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Well fuck me

A term used in Blade Trinity by the charactor Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)
by mhcrose September 15, 2008
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