tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017

Squirrellin' Out

When a person does not focus on the task at hand and is distracted by multiple activities at one time (i.e. when a squirrel is approached by a human and doesn't know which way to go)

"Rob focus on what you are doing, stop squirrellin' out"

by niki_rag March 21, 2017

sauce out the sitch

Be way better, cooler or prettier kinda like a glo up

She's gonna sauce out the sitch.

by Hallot March 24, 2017

Cleaning out the car

Woman hygiene cleaning

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"

by JuyaC March 24, 2017

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017

Fluck out

Fly the fuck out

Jim fluck out the pushchair at high speed

by Sir Gwillam March 26, 2017

Went out with Ruby

What you say to your friends when you were out with a hooker (punting) and you don't want them to know.

"What have you been doing in the past few minutes?"

"I went out with Ruby"

by Prajin the Turtle March 27, 2017