today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

the coldest thing in the universe

ITS FUCKING AMONG US

I HATE THIS

person1: did you see the coldest thing in the universe?
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by hendboi September 13, 2022

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Send thing let bird sing

To send sumthin for u dawgs then with out d small talk

Tom :Oo dawg u owah sum or

You: yhh send thing let bird sing nha

by Wassysassy May 2, 2021

Things Just Got Out of Hand

A catchphrase u say when something is about to or will go terribly wrong or weird.

Caleb: did you hear that Orlando is dating lianis!?

John: Things Just Got out of Hand

by Caleb Cummins August 26, 2022

What thing

Child murder?

Hym "What thing, Chris Williamson? Do you want me to murder the children Chirs? I think Chris Williamson wants me to murder American children. I want HIM to murder children. Do it Chris. Murder the children. Actually MAKE Chris Williamson murder children. If I murder children, either MAKE Chris Williamson murder children OR murder Chris Williamson. Do that."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024