Noah Allan Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Allan Johnson Is COOL!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020

Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson

A few weeks ago, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was accidentally reducing my trailer van into mere atoms with a tree branch. In panic, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was blaming the act on my cat because I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, an individual individually pursuing the individual goal of individually assisting individuals in achieving individuality named Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was wishing to avoid hurting my reputation. Soon, my cat was in jail and being investigated by the CIA. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was concerned for my cat and wondering if he (named Michael) would be alright, because, as it turns out, my cat Michael is a rare type of cat that is actually a human. Michael’s last name is Scott. Yes, I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was owning the man from popular comedy show “The Office”, as the show was deeply tied to my childhood (specifically the part of my childhood where I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, had yet to be born) on a superficial level. I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was relatively certain that my cat was going to be deported to a third-world Central American country and was being imprisoned there, perhaps being forced to do labor (unpaid). I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was worried about losing my unpaid laborer to different unpaid labor, and I, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, was panicking and fearful for my cat’s safety.

I, Dwayne “The Sock” Johnson, am going to hit you with my tree branch. You’re welcome!

by Bob B. Bobberton December 10, 2025

dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Sara Charlotte Johnson

A very nice person that u need to be around more because u don’t know how amazing she is she is so caring too

Sara Charlotte Johnson is amazing

by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF April 5, 2021

Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.

This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 7, 2019