A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
Get the wank widowmug. When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.
by PumpWankMaster May 3, 2017
Get the pump wankmug. A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad
by Max Pickard June 1, 2018
Get the Fantasy Wankmug. The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020
Get the Wank Seatmug. The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
Get the Shank the wankmug. by Freddieptv November 19, 2020
Get the Nitro-Wankmug. A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018
Get the Wank Fiendmug.