Walking Turd

A person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.

The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.

Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)

Did you see Nick yesterday? He was like a walking turd!

by Jewnyer February 15, 2007

Stalker Walk

The way a person walks as they attempt to creep on you...from in front of you, in full view.

I can totally see you trying to creep on me...you're doing the 'Stalker Walk.'

by movieholic92 January 14, 2011

walking void

to have some one that doesn't understand something
if they answer in the wrong way

ed:ohh ur ganna go meat melissa i wanna come!1
Matt: no u walking void its a lie.

by gamergirl360 May 16, 2008

reverse walking

Walking backwards, dumbshit!

-Dude, I'm reverse walking.
-You're walking backwards, dumbshit!

by Scelbow January 17, 2008

slug walk

The act of sliding one's vagina along the length of a lover's face.

Molly slug walked Emily all the way home.

by dmouth9 August 19, 2008

Walking the Plank

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

Cow walking

Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.

"Is it earthquake?"

"No, it's our new flatmate Ogre Cow Walking!"

by Fuck you again March 7, 2009