A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.

Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.

by SuperMew July 25, 2014

virgin ellis

Someone with the name of ellis who has never had sex and isnt likely to

we all know a virgin ellis

by Harrnoblee May 1, 2018

Virgin Socks

Freshly bought and/or new socks that have never been worn before.

Guys, I just bought some Virgin Socks.

I love putting on a new pair of Virgin Socks.

by Yago-Vixen October 20, 2019

face virginity

a person's first kiss. getting its name along the same lines as virginity, but with your face.

Otaku 1, "OMG, Senpai just took my face virginity!11!!!!11"
Otaku 2, "You and John-senpai kissed?!11?!1"

by Dirk-senpai April 24, 2014