swamp twat

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.

damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.

by lochness mon August 22, 2008

Tool Twat

a stuck up girl that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. Most of these seemingly innocent young women are really only out there for their own personal gain and have no regard for the feelings of those around them and use them like tools.

What a tool twat I thought she was really into me but I guess she just wanted to use me to get what she wanted

by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013

Twat Rocket

When a woman who is on her period uses her vaginal muscles to shoot a tampon at someone.

She was so pissed at her boyfriend she hit him with a twat rocket.

by Thundertwonk November 11, 2015

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman October 16, 2008

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 14, 2009

Squawk Twat

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.

1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!

by bitchBgone April 08, 2010

twat on head

to hit someone over the head,

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.

by Anonymous November 08, 2003