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Plot Twat

/plɒt/twɒt/
Plot twat is a sudden change of events, particularly describing homosexuality.
Plot twat Matt's gay
by Don Bosco 69 June 5, 2018
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Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.
woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
by lucky biych September 13, 2009
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Twat Swater

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.
Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah
by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011
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Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley April 10, 2011
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Squawk Twat

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.
1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!
by bitchBgone April 7, 2010
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twat on head

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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Sack of twat

A chick with a hot minge.
Woah, that bitch over there I've heard about her sack of twat!
by FlossiB February 19, 2009
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