Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009

pick me

a male/female that is desperate to get the opposites gender approval/validation. they go out of their way to announce they are different then the opposite gender.

Vianna: Yeah, I like baby blue and pink!
Kaylee: Bruh you like pink? Its so girly. I like blue cuz im sort of a boy.
Vianna: She’s such a pick me

by laladoobedoo May 13, 2022

nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.

I'm in nose picking distance of the house.

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018

pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick April 22, 2014

pick off

a prostitute; slut; a person who sleeps with so many guys

Sarah slept with 5 guys. She's such a pick off.

by LoL@27 December 3, 2017

pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020

Pick-me

A girl or boy (usually a girl) who acts like she doesn't need help, but then makes a "mistake" because she or he wants attention. A pick-me is also very dramatic.

Pick-me: "Hi!"

Person 1: "Hello! Oh can I help you carry those?"

Pick-me: "I'm ok thank you! *falls on purpose*"

Person 1: "OMG! Are you ok?"

Pick-me: "yes.... ow!"

Person 1: "What?!"

Pick-me: "My leg hurts.... i need to go to to the ER!!!"

Person 2: "Bro shes such a pick me"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023