Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
by Deepestblue March 06, 2013
A man who will diminish his self worth and create fake scenarios to pull at the heart strings of a woman.
He told me his best friend died with like no picture, just a blank snapchat. Definitely a pick me guy.
by Yomamma69420 May 25, 2022
putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.
by risso08 November 30, 2024
by fizzleg July 11, 2017
I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...
by scizoroark October 26, 2014
Hym "Pick his brains? Arianna Grande want to have dinner withe Jeffrey Dahmer so she can pick his brains? Ha! Get it!? Cus he ice-picked a guys brains!? Ahahahahaha! I like that. That was good. I don't think Ben got the joke..."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2024
Pick Me Boyfriend
A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.
A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.
Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.
Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.
A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.
Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.
Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
by nonunonuu January 12, 2021