Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems

Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.

by Bjl317 August 5, 2019

Medium Waffle

Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”

Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable

by TheRealNickMcClaughry April 21, 2018

Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.

I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.

by The Light Phantom June 3, 2017

Stink waffle

When you soak a waffle in shit filled toilet water and let it sit overnight and dry. In the morning throw it in the toaster, toast it and it will let this smell of Satan ripping ass out throughout the house and then serve it to your friend.

I heard that bob got sick yesterday
Yeah I gave him a stink waffle
Didn’t he smell it?
I just served it with extra maple syrup

by WaffleGod May 9, 2018

Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra June 27, 2016

blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them

Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye

by Warm_milk April 20, 2016

Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle

I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.

by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night May 6, 2016