pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 20, 2023

Senex Theory

A theory circulating in the community claims that every product released by Thisishusky is allegedly pasted and includes a rat from LuckyWare.

Don’t trust that cheat, it falls under the Senex Theory because people say everything from ThisIsHusky is pasted and secretly ratted by LuckyWare.

by afortplayerpawn November 20, 2025

theorie

the baddest bitch

damn i want a theorie

by Itsss jonnyyy December 29, 2020

Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little

by fradern June 26, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

The Jolie Theory

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd

my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh

by fanistonnn March 13, 2022