Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

squirrel tuft

That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy

93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.

by SuckleMyTitty July 25, 2022

Squirrel

A squirrel is when someone is after sex because they want to nut.

Man them hoes a squirrel, you know why? Because, they only want the nut

by Skay.West November 7, 2021

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019

Squirrel

A girl that wants to eat your nuts

She ah squirrel

by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019

skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off

Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.

by BeavisBeavis May 17, 2025

Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.

Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020