French moment

A time you just have to surrender, give up or epically fail.

My buddy was playing kick ball and got an out with 3 people on bases, guess he just had a French moment.

by R.Nixon April 9, 2021

french turkey

At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.

That girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.

by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014

French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.

"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

by Balint February 10, 2005

The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

by Jakobeson November 23, 2006

french ghost

A scary ghost you know your afraid of him

The French Ghost has a curly mustache.

by joe c August 27, 2004

french dip

Tagging your girl in the brown eye while bending her over the toilet and shoving her face in it. If she wants it with "aus jus," she has to have dropped a log in the toilet beforehand.

Sally said she was feeling hungry for a "French Dip with Aus Jus." She broke up with me when she found out my version was much much different than hers.

by Simpth January 2, 2008