The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.
Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.
He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.
Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.
He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.
Andrew Garfield is a babe.
by thescienceofseduction March 13, 2011
Andrew Tate: Women are property.
Decades of research: men and women are equal in general intelligence (IQ)
Decades of research: men and women are equal in general intelligence (IQ)
by BANANA president September 04, 2022
A place where all individualality is sucked out of you, like an aphid to a rose. Full of ho's and wanna be pimps, not to mention the preps, why go there?
by Seven Birds May 23, 2006
The man you turn to when you catch your girlfriend even remotely glimpsing at the mailman. You proceed to SLAP! SLAP! GRAB! CHOKE! her ass. After that, you hop into your rented Bugatti, go on some random podcasts, and market your online University like a Top G.
Her: I want to go out to the club. I'll be back late, don't wait up
Andrew Tate: Hollup bitch, you're my property, my belonging. You ain't going nowhere.
Her: That's fucking misogynistic, you can't control me.
Andrew Tate: I'm the top fucking G, I'll do whatever I want
Andrew Tate: Hollup bitch, you're my property, my belonging. You ain't going nowhere.
Her: That's fucking misogynistic, you can't control me.
Andrew Tate: I'm the top fucking G, I'll do whatever I want
by adequate.quality August 12, 2022
by Toyota Shout Outs February 02, 2010
The realest Top G on the planet. Legend says this true sigma male is feared by the gods because he manages to balance being an all round nice guy while also being an indestructible beast who can take anyone’s girl.
Satan: “I’m gonna destroy humanity!”
God: Creates Andrew Tate to counter*
Andrew Tate: “Shut up pussy.”
Satan: “Shit. I was only joking bro. My bad..”
Andrew Tate: “Stay in your lane dickhead”
God: Creates Andrew Tate to counter*
Andrew Tate: “Shut up pussy.”
Satan: “Shit. I was only joking bro. My bad..”
Andrew Tate: “Stay in your lane dickhead”
by An Aussie Smack June 13, 2022
A full grown ass tween, that looks like a lesbian tennis player. Thinks girls are "Icky". Never seen a vagina with the lights on in real life. See also: Cake Boy, or Midnight Golfer.
Wanted to go to the gentleman's club, but naked girls make Dirty Andrew want to write his congressman.
by NeverBeAnAndrew June 18, 2020