Rule 141

When you come across something that's completely fucked for no reason, that was worked on by a particular person.

Dev 1: Wow this websites fucked.
Dev 2: It was written by Callum.
Dev 1: Oh, rule 141.

by SausageThief101 June 28, 2014

road rules

1. A "reality" television show on MTV comprised of immature humans co-existing in the same enviroment who are barely old enough to drink alcohol responsibly and all act like thirteen-year-olds."

why the fuck are you watching road rules? if you watch it it's gonna stay on the air dummy.

by daequan July 20, 2003

ja rule

Hardcore Rapper from the Eastcoast who is constantly getting dissed by Tony Mayo, Lil Boy Banks, and 50 Wimp.

It backed up by Shyne, Styles P, Jadakiss, Jaehood, Fat Joe, Nas, Irv Gotti, Jay Z, Ashanti, Dru Hill, Black Child, G-Unit Killaz, Caddillac Tah, Scarface, Method Man & Red Men, and some of Def Jam's finest.

Jeffery Atkin rules....

by Orlando May 23, 2005

rule #34

1. From xkcd.com, this rule stipulates that if it can be imagined, there is a porn of it.

- Rule #34?
- If it can be imagined, then there is a porn of it.
- What about people playing guitar naked in the shower?
- I'm registering wetriffs.com right now.

by hollandrero December 25, 2008

Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

by mrbig4545 November 8, 2009

[Urinal Rule]

When urinating in a public bathroom, and another dude comes up and takes the urinal to spots down, thus leaving the one in between empty.

Tom: "I was pissing in the library and this other guy comes in..."

Eric: "..Dude, please tell me "Urinal Rule'?.."

Tom: "Of course man, unwritten dude code!"

by bluefalcon916 December 9, 2008

Rule 1001

No matter what you do sex will be everywhere

You can’t escape Rule 1001.

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021