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Hog Tagging

A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.

2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
by SDIII April 26, 2019
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Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
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hog line

1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar

2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people
"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"
by learnyousomething February 25, 2010
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Hog

A word to describe a certain minecraft youtuber(Technoblade)he is very good at minecraft and has cancer
Not even close baby, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! this was said by a hog
by PissSHadow November 21, 2021
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Dumbass the Hog

A funny pig who goes around saying “I’m a dumbass
Dumbass the Hog - “I’m a dumbass
by SuperMayro777 July 14, 2024
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Hog

Person with a grimy, dirty and fat personality who isn’t afraid to wrangle
Mac is the fattest hog I know, she jumps in mid to clean herself
by Wobbledy hog November 16, 2020
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Compliment hog

A girl that needs a compliment, praise, or positive word every 5 seconds.
People thought the compliment hog in class needed to get high on either cocaine or ecstasy more than she needed a compliment, since she seemed like someone with a low dopamine level in her brain.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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