Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
Get the Loud Eatermug. Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.
George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.
by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021
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Get the intensive eatermug. (In the car)
P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!
P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!
(Song begins)
P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?
P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’
P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!
P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!
(Song begins)
P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?
P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’
by anonymous December 7, 2022
Get the Paper eatermug.