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trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.
He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019
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Vampire Beaver Duck

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.
by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025
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Beaver Sneeze

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed
by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025
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Beaver Super Moon

1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.

2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
by GoodinBed November 16, 2024
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Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.
My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.
by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025
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Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.
I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.
by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018
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Beaver keg

When a fupa is so large it is no longer able to be considered a fupa and is now graduated to a beaver keg
Damn look at the beaver keg in that girl, she been eatin good!
by MellowWolf June 24, 2025
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