swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.

Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.

by Eggoette August 23, 2020

Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.

Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.

by polygeek April 8, 2017

Swamp ‘n a boulder

When a girl curls up so there is a divit made in her stomach and the boy jizzes in it enough to make a pool or swamp.

My girl is asking to do a swamp ‘n a boulder tonight. It’s weird dating girls from Florida.

by SWAMMMPYIE January 23, 2018

Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men

These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie

by #bigglo June 27, 2025

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

Mr. Swamp

One of the many random names people that are bad at everything use,
People with names like these usually fail at everything and always want to win
arguments even tho they're wrong

Mr. Swamp: Yeah I totally rekt him there
Person 2: Uhm...didn't you lose?

by vivilex June 24, 2018