If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

by gogos1073 December 13, 2020

LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment

A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.

Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!

by Internet Human January 27, 2017

suicide

suicide is like a big monster that can swallow someone whole if they dont try to fight it back. suicide is when someone forgets their self worth. they forget how important they are. they forget what it means to fear death. they more then likely hate themselves. they hate life. they hate the bullying. they hate people and society in general. i am one of those people. i know how much it hurts.

person: im sad...
society: get over it.
person: i hurt myself on purpose...
society: attention seeker.
person: *commits suicide*
society: oh. they should have said something

by im in pain :) January 11, 2022

Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

suicide attack

Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.

Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!

by rakiminki November 14, 2019

suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.

Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"

by krsmanovic May 3, 2016