My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.
by Nsw16 April 12, 2023
A brief detention dat da police perform on someone walking around town wrapped in just a towel or bath-robe.
One should securely pin his post-showering attire so dat said birthday-suit covering will stay "modestly" closed if he encounters any terry stops.
by QuacksO October 15, 2020
when you say hi and 100,000 people start throwing tomatoes at you.
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person 2 to person 100,001: *throwing tomatoes*
person 2 to person 100,001: *throwing tomatoes*
by Iampotato9749 January 21, 2025
No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
by SpringOnee October 23, 2018
Person 1: Man, that movie sure was fun
Person 2: UH, NO IT WASNT, YOU NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lol
Person 2: UH, NO IT WASNT, YOU NEED TO STOP ACCEPTING MEDIOCRITY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lol
by Oofenstien42069 May 22, 2021
The equivalent of cock blocking but for women. When a person purposely acts as an obstacle to prevent a woman from getting some.(for watever reason)
Girl:Derrick leave us alone and quit Vaj stopping
Guy:Youre my sister youre drunk as hell and there is no way im lettin u hook up with this guy
Guy:Youre my sister youre drunk as hell and there is no way im lettin u hook up with this guy
by many words April 09, 2011