Simp Contract

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!
by donutkiller September 20, 2020
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#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.
Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.
by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020
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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.
Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 08, 2020
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Simp Cleave

Type of Arena composition in World of Warcraft used by Female streamers that generally requires less communication. Making it easy to quickly replace teammates who don't perform to the streamers perceived standard.
Dude, like, wtf. Is it a bunch of Simp Cleaves or wtf is happening. Oh my god, she is just scrolling through the Simp list (Friends list) and is like "Holy fuck, let me just find another guy to play with". My fucking eyes...
by F0r2n3 August 17, 2020
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Simp emily

Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
by the answer to life April 17, 2020
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