Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 08, 2020
Type of Arena composition in World of Warcraft used by Female streamers that generally requires less communication. Making it easy to quickly replace teammates who don't perform to the streamers perceived standard.
Dude, like, wtf. Is it a bunch of Simp Cleaves or wtf is happening. Oh my god, she is just scrolling through the Simp list (Friends list) and is like "Holy fuck, let me just find another guy to play with". My fucking eyes...
by F0r2n3 August 17, 2020
Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
by the answer to life April 17, 2020
in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.
by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021
A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 02, 2020