shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.

My husband love's his shower wife.

by red daisy July 21, 2008

crystal shower

To be squirted with female ejaculate.

Man that girl was a squirter. She gave me a crystal shower while I was going down on her.

by wb jay October 14, 2015

Blue Shower

The dumping of the septic tank of a moving tour bus on a following vehicle.

"Dave Mathews' bus gave a blue shower to an unsuspecting boat in Chicago."

"A car cut off the tour bus on the freeway so the driver gave it a blue shower."

by ozomatli October 11, 2008

Jucket Shower

When a jucket has a hole on his roof, covered by a tarp. When it rains, uncle dad and aunt mom usually take off the tarp and stand naked in whatever room of the house and get clean. If they want a hot shower, they light a match and hold it up to the hole.

Look at all those tarps mom, some juckets getting a jucket shower today!

by jucketman August 10, 2012

Shower Booty

A booty that's so damn fine, you end up thinking about it later while you're in the shower.

"Damn that's a shower booty right there."
"Have you seen a shower booty today?"

by T-Bone420 May 31, 2014

Russian Shower

A Russian shower is a group family meeting that takes place on Wednesday. This started back in 300 BC and is still a very popular Russian thing to do.

“How was the Russian shower Phillip?”
“It was delightful and I had a real good time.”

by Faptastic Master December 30, 2018

shower gag

The act of farting in the shower to the point of gagging, sometimes resulting in vomiting or suffocation.

shower gag gas knock out asphyxiation suffocation ungodly smell rotten ass

by MJrealdeal February 1, 2014