Shart Failure

When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.

Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”

by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025

sharky

hunting for girls or boys in public to get on with or on a hunt for a man’s/girl

Wish I had somebody to do this with but everybody sharky and going.

by bella4.9 April 3, 2025

Shart, shArt, sharT

Shart, shArt, sharT

Shart, shArt, sharT

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Shanty Shaggin

Having sex while ice fishing in an ice shanty

I swear they were shanty shaggin

by anonymous February 8, 2026

shart casual

shit-fart which came casually, cf. smart casual

Ohhh... I'm just being shart casual. 💩 💨

by 🅰️ February 14, 2026

Shart Week

When you go to jail and are withdrawing from drugs, specifically opiates, and spend the majority of the week shitting your brains out.

I got arrested and couldn't make bond. Looks like it's gonna be a Shart Week for me in jail unless I can perform a sexual act to score some opiates.

by OJ Skrimpson March 7, 2026

shart casual

Smart casual clothing 💩🥔🫘🚽

This stinks! Dress code is “smart casual”? I'm going shart casual.

by 🅰️ March 8, 2026