Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.
Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."
by Hayson April 24, 2011
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self-modifying code

When bad programming (or a bad compiler/loader) causes a computer to 'write' data over a portion of memory that it later thinks is programming instructions in machine code, it will end up doing unpredictable things, depending on that data. By extension, any action which is likely to have unpredictable, unforseen or chaotic results.

Usually heard among techies who program in assembly language or machine code.
"I wouldn't tell your wife about your one-night stand in Tulsa if I were you; that would be self-modifying code."
by Meles Borealis February 09, 2008
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note to self

Something you typically don't say aloud, just think to yourself, when making a "mental note" about something.
(When unable to fall asleep) Note to self: Don't ever have a double espresso right before bedtime again!
by Olpe July 11, 2004
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Self humiliation

The violation of one's core individual or group values by oneself. It can also be forceful in nature. Powerful individuals or groups may humiliate by violating core values or they can also make you violate core values.
During holocaust, SS officers would force one Jew to cut beard of another Jew. The Jew who is forced to cut beard of another Jew is violating a core group value (since beard has a religious significance) and therefore undergoing self humiliation.

Another example is from Indian context, in some cases of caste related atrocities members of upper castes have forced members of untouchable castes to eat human excreta which is an extreme self humiliation.
by Yashjnu June 05, 2012
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self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit
dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron
by gstar* April 17, 2011
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Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
by Socially Awkward Panda August 11, 2011
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self-abuse log

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.
I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!
by deathmetalfan June 08, 2011
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