by Kojiami December 24, 2006
A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"
Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
by allyoucanrapebuffet November 12, 2009
by Nate Hurd November 20, 2004
Carnal knowledge of a statue.
One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.
Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
by imacop41 September 16, 2009
Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.
Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2007
by saboteur August 12, 2006
(PROTIP: Not actual rape.)
An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.
See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.
An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.
See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.
JESSE: My my my, look what time it is!
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*
by Aero Zeppelin November 04, 2007