1. The sativa relative that gives you the best high physically achieveable; while the indica variety more or less paralyzes you, not in a bad way..., this sativa posses psychedelic qualities at 1/4 gram by me own personal experience.
2. The bombest weed possible in any universe; aye by landeth or sea-eth, or north-eth or south-eth... im talkin everywhere!!!!!
3. The highest grade medical marijuana possible and in some states where medical is legal Purple Tarancula is illegall because of it's THC content.

(1)"yo man you smoke weed?"
(2)"yeah man why you got nuggets?"
(1)"yeah man I got purple taranchula"
(2)"Never heard of it."
(1)".... Nevermind man.. guess you dont know whats good.. peaceee.."

Purple Taranchula by Slavis0989 May 1, 2010

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Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

Purple Boating by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010

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Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

Purple Ferp by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

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Purple Vulva

The female version of blue balls.

Man, this night didn't make me 'O', now I got purple vulva.

Purple Vulva by Blue Mercury October 11, 2014

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