The Angry Pirate

When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.

My favorite thing to do to a woman, is the Angry Pirate

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.

"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."

by GordoGato38 May 19, 2009

guido pirate

A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.

yo, guido pirate, waddup man?

julain buckey

by asianyo December 31, 2010

Sand Pirate

Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents

DAYUM! DID YOU SEE YOUNG GAVERY SKATIN THROUGH TOWN IN HIS YOUNG SAND PIRATE!?

by Young Mav Dawg March 20, 2009

Pirate Lube

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr

Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho

by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017

Mad pirate

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.

Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.

by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016