The Angry Pirate

When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.

My favorite thing to do to a woman, is the Angry Pirate

by Antsmasher March 3, 2019

Mad pirate

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.

Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.

by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016

Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'

On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)

by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011

Pirate Lube

to lubricate the anal orifice in preparation for anal intercourse by means of expectorating saliva into the valley of the buttocks.

He Pirate Lubed me
That was a good Pirate Lubing

by PullMyLever August 11, 2008

Butt Pirate

2/3 cup of Four Loco and 1/3 cup of Rum. Tastes like ass mixed with rum. Thus, the butt pirate.

"Fuck, what should we call four loco mixed with rum?"

"Well four loco tastes like ass..how about butt pirate?"

by Dacon November 9, 2012

guido pirate

A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.

yo, guido pirate, waddup man?

julain buckey

by asianyo December 31, 2010

Pirate Squad

The hottest rap crew on the face of the earth.

Reppin the P. Squad to the '03 nigga!

by Stanko June 13, 2003