The Angry Pirate

When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing one eye to be covered. You then kick her shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.
by Antsmasher March 03, 2019
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Samurai Pirate

Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.

Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.

Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'
On a beach.

Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)
by The Wolf000 July 31, 2011
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Mad pirate

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.
by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016
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patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
by Theurbandictionegro September 03, 2017
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guido pirate

A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.
yo, guido pirate, waddup man?

julain buckey
by asianyo December 31, 2010
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Butt Pirate

2/3 cup of Four Loco and 1/3 cup of Rum. Tastes like ass mixed with rum. Thus, the butt pirate.
"Fuck, what should we call four loco mixed with rum?"

"Well four loco tastes like ass..how about butt pirate?"
by Dacon May 29, 2012
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Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.
"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."
by GordoGato38 May 18, 2009
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