by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008
Get the Smashed crab facedmug. The true home of quality smash burgers. The perfect outer crust with a juicy thin patty with lacey edges.
by My psychiatrist November 23, 2021
Get the Smash n slidemug. 
by GrandSider November 5, 2020
Get the smash master 2000mug. When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.
Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
by leakywheelbarrow April 6, 2020
Get the ghetto smash partymug. A gangbang where a bunch of guys have an orgy with a girl on her period. This also applies when there is more than one girl, but all of the girls present must be on their period too.
by Dahlia A.N. March 14, 2019
Get the Crimson Smash Clubmug. by Potatoesboilem December 23, 2016
Get the half smashed potatoesmug.