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Dese Nuts

An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"
Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS

Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts

Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser

Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH

Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH

Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts

Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH

Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH
by robsjoes12 December 7, 2009
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deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts
i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts
by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004
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Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.
by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004
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brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.
1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.
by Brian Troy May 6, 2004
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Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.
After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!
by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010
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Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.
On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut
by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008
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Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.
OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!
by David Love June 23, 2008
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