nubbery

A word to describe someone who displays noob like behaviour.

Quit your nubbery Rowlo.

nubbery by EB K February 23, 2008

The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Bone Numbers

A phone number you get from a girl who you want to have sexual intercourse with.

"I went to the club last night, picked up a couple of bone numbers"

Bone Numbers by Martin Paul-Jean April 15, 2009

magic numbers 

the 6 numbers used to find a specific doujinshi on nhentai.net

often used to discretely ask for sauce

(OP:) posts image
(Viewer:) Magic numbers?
(Stranger:) 215137

magic numbers by Groobley June 28, 2019

Numerating 

When you are young, 10, 11, or 12 and you first begin masturbating. It is new to you and amazing. At that time it is referred to as numerating.

I just began numerating yesterday.

Numerating by joshuan jared November 16, 2007

Numerati 

Derived from the word Illuminati, it refers to a math elite that are increasingly controlling the future. One of the first people to popularize the phrase, "The Numerati" was the author and journalist, Stephen Baker, who also has a book of the same name.

In this age of science and technology, it is no big surprise that the global elite will increasingly be run by the Numerati.

Numerati by dimension August 17, 2009

Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.

He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.

Nuberty by Honest Justice May 31, 2006