Chinese Simp

Chinese Simp is someone who is not chinese, but tells everyone that he knows the chinese culture the best, but when he/she meets someone who is chinese, he/she knows nothing.

Karen is a Chinese Simp.
Omg, I am not a Chinese Simp.

by pseudonym peter April 22, 2021

No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys

Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt

by Non simp day October 3, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Simp Master

in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation

characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare

oh shit the Simp Master is here

by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021

simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.

Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.

by feins September 11, 2020

Rape simp

Says very sexual things in order to "win" a girl over even though its kind of creepy.

Eww Peter is such a Rape simp

by peepoo123 March 3, 2020