Glamdring Nerd

1. A prestigeous compliment of the highest honors in Middle Earth.
2. One who knows the name of Gandalf's Sword.
3. "I have all the books and I read The Silmarillion 10 and a half times."

Shana and Lani: "You guys are such Glamdring Nerds."
Josh and Jason: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Nerd Funk

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.

Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk

by Ponco September 15, 2009

baby nerd

A person who is really small compared to their age group, and is really smart. They often study and get straight A's. Common baby nerd names are Donald, Christopher, and Matthew. They are easily offended when called a baby nerd, and use responses such as, "What are you talking about, I go outside more than you," but these are lies 99% of the time. Baby nerds often have a babyish face with glasses. Also they often study, read, and whine.

Hey Donald your such a baby nerd.

How am I a baby nerd?

Well, your sitting their reading a geometry book in Gym.

I'm not a baby nerd!

Your a butthead and baby nerd

by Dr. Smart July 30, 2006

NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009

nerd-trend

A trend that is inherently nerdy. A nerd-trend occurs when a lead nerd decides on a new nerd activity to partake in such as online chess or scrabble. Once the activity is celebrated by the lead nerd and fellow lead nerds, sheep nerds with invariably begin to participate, leading to a nerd-rush of activity, and an eventual nerd-movement toward the next activity the lead nerd decides upon.

nerd-trends have become even more mainstream as a result of the internet and online games. Facebook applications are also at fault for many nerd-trends that have resulted in the last 5 or so years.

Marianna: Jonathan, I found this great Facebook app for online scrabble!
Jonathan: Oh goody, let's have a scrabble marathon. Best out of 7 wins!
Marianna: actually, lets look up chuck Norris jokes!

Jonathan: No way Marianna, chuck Norris jokes are an old nerd-trend.

by megachiller October 14, 2010

k-nerd

A "kute nerd". A good looking nerd.

"That guy over there with the taped glasses and pocket protector is SUCH a k-nerd!"

by TopScore April 1, 2009

Bionic Nerd

A nerd that was constructed in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. Also referred to as a Super Nerd or Super Dork.

As referenced by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog from the Conan O'Brien Show, addressing nerds waiting outside the premier of Star Wars - Attack of the Clones.

Look at this guy! He looks like some kind of Super Nerd! Build in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. A Bionic Nerd if you will.

by Lashin October 1, 2008