Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.

Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!

by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010

myspace

a load of shit

'go on myspace'
'no its shit'

by wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! May 10, 2010

Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.

Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(

by Lebv23 March 30, 2011

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

Mystyerical

A made up word meaning some crazy ranting banter from a small red troll.

Typical condition of someone with full-blown OCD

"Stop Talking!, You are being crazy Mystyerical! Weirdo!"

by TheGoodSons January 20, 2012

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

MySpaced it

Turning a potentially successful business into shit because the owner sold out to advertisers.

Did you hear about Digg? They totally MySpaced it.

by A3DFXx June 21, 2012