Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

Mac&CheeseFest

You eat your damn cheese

I saw the Mac&CheeseFest

by Ticklemyteeth January 21, 2021

mac-sess

another word for saying welfare/debit card

"girl let me check my macsess card, so I can get some food up in here."

"Did you get your mac-sess benefits yet"

by ckh/lala May 6, 2006

Mac

A Mac be a male that females want to eat up the dick like a Big Mac.

Dat niqqa a mac / me and my homies be Big McMacs

by TheNiggaZac January 26, 2022

big mac

this is what genocide jack called makoto during the 2nd class trial in dr1

genocide jack: it wasn't me , big mac
makoto: are you calling me "big mac"???

by monokumas.rightside March 3, 2021

MACS

LITERALLY THE BEST PLACE, THE BEST COMMUNITY YOU CAN EVER BE IN.
People use it as a synonym for wholesomeness, perfection. Sometimes MACS is also used as an acronym for Most Aesthetical Creatures.
If you see someone from MACS, beware, and treat him/her with respect, especially if you're from ESM ;)

Tyson: WAAIT, is that guy from MACS? POGGERS
John: Yeah, you can tell just by looking at him. He's just perfect.
Tyson: HOLY FUCK WHAT A CHAD HE IS!!! IM FREAKING INTIMIDATED

by BRUHMOMENTXD November 24, 2020

Mac

The only real existing goon rat that has been or will be used eventually.

Shit, we ran out of goon rats. Well at least we still have Mac.

by PizzaPasta24 February 9, 2025