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Kevin the minion

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

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Today I met Kevin the minion
by WHYCROCCY June 8, 2018
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Kevin Sexton

One Of the most epic ass niggas under 3 feet tall!! he runs Duglasvile like no other, he keeps it low down. straight underground, any problem he will solve it s"hortly"
kevin sexton is so FLY but low to the earth! makes no sense how baller this 22 inch baller is
by bad ass balla July 27, 2011
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Kevin Schulz

The most powerful being in the entire Universe. he wrote many cool songs, like for example "Nur du und ich" or "Ich wär` so gerne eine Frau"
"Did you listen to the newest song of Kevin Schulz?" "Yes, he sings about a chomo"
by gersc13 January 27, 2021
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Kevin Lemnah

He is the definition of an artistic creative genius specifically known for his Love Letters, his musician catalog & his love for dominating pussy and taking care of his family. Native from West Virgina. He is on his way to becoming one of the richest indiviuals in the world.
Did you hear Kevin Lemnah's newest music release. He's got an impressive way of creating Rap Bars & beautiful Lyrics.

Did you hear who Kevin Lemnah is dating? I heard he incredible in bed. Me and girlfriend are going to fuck him because he's the best lover.
by certifiedgoatkiller August 20, 2023
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kevin spencer

best ass obscure show from the 2000s about a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath at Canada n stuff you should watch it 100% (theres 8 seasons. I warned you)
guy 1: hey dude wanna watch Kevin Spencer?
guy 2: yeah I love that show it kicks ass
guy 1: okay
by manwhatheskallop September 3, 2023
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COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
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Wet Kevin

The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter
"That large Mexican man just gave me a wet Kevin!"
by Donc1305 February 15, 2023
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