Joyote

A cousin to the desert coyote species that lives in the outskirts of Phoenix that utters a unique call of the wild.

Late in the evening you are sitting by the pool enjoying a late night soak when you hear the great call of the Arizona desert: Jouuuuuuuu, jou jo jouuuuuuuuuuu. The Joyotes are howling at the moon tonight!

by joyote man April 16, 2011

Joyce Block

When you start getting real nerdy on a subject and start freaking about talking about it

yo bro calm down on those biology books your pullin a joyce block

by Ronald Champ January 1, 2012

joyflub

joyflub - Any joystick or controller for a video game system that works in every direction except one.

e.g., Due to the joyflub, Ryan couldn't get Ms. Pac-man to move left.

by the morgue January 10, 2012

joymare

When you have a dream that makes you go, "Fuck, that was an awesome dream!" until all the implications of that dream actually coming true sink in and you scream in terror.

"Dude, I had the worst joymare about accidentally sending Tom Hiddleston a link to my Tumblr to his Twitter. He tweeted about it. I woke up all stoked until I remembered all the shit I posted about him on my Tumblr."

"I had a joymare that I won $10,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket, but after I woke up, I remembered I owe my dad $9,000 and would've only gotten $1,000 at best, before taxes. I was fucking pissed!"

by BumBumBubblegum September 19, 2012

joyous jitter

Nathan's hands while using Swype. OMGUS! #JitterNovember

When someone can not contain their excitement due to an overdose of dopamine.

He could barely type because his hands were overcome by the joyous jitter.

by MattAttack7000 November 25, 2013

Joyslick

The wet spot on the bed after a couple finish having sex.

After Jack finished tapping Jill he pulled out and his gum left a big joyslick on the mattress.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

joyhole

Typically in reference to a vagina, sometimes used in putdowns or threats.

Travis is going to fill Veronica's joyhole tomorrow.
"if you don't shutup i'm going to find you and pound your joyhole until you submit to me"

by ttvt April 2, 2016