deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts

i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts

by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004

brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

by Brian Troy May 06, 2004

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 29, 2004

nut soup

The sweat the gathers around a mans balls and crotch during hot and humid weather.

Jimmy; Damn dude, it sure is a hot one.

Kendall; Yeah man, These nuthuggin jeans sure don't help! pretty soon they're gonna be soaked in nut soup!

by kingjo August 20, 2007

Elbow Nut

when a chick wraps her inner elbow around a dudes penis and flaps it up and down like a birds wing trying to fly.

Fat chicks give the best Elbow Nut.

by algernonbomb May 31, 2010

Pucker Nuts

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.

Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"

by Silversnow May 06, 2011

Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

by David Love June 24, 2008