horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

by HorganHater October 23, 2017

Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick

Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick

by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019

crod muffin

When a girl sits on a boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.

Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?

by Capm28 May 3, 2021

Raspberry Muffin

code for Help... or yelled during end of bed action

Guy: How did this hole get here?
Girl: Raspberry Muffin!

by CheesecakeJnB October 19, 2014

Stoop-Muffin

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009

muffin water

femcum. that's it.

Person 1: hey want some of my muffin water?
Person 2: ...

by chi the knee June 12, 2021