Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

by jake gouta May 1, 2015

mexican hot phone

the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus

dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.

by samyooel25 April 13, 2009

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.

a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

by "hey arent u that guy" "NO!!" September 16, 2009

flat phone freak

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

by Major Madcat July 14, 2019

throw my phone

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.

These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!

by A dying goat April 19, 2018

cell phone romeo

A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.

That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.

by budlt21 August 30, 2015

Throw Away Phone

A phone you do illegal activity on then get rid of.

"Use the Throw Away Phone so the one time don't gaffle you up."

by Ocean G January 21, 2016