tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket

p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person

by merc5820 February 11, 2023

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Spoonful of ass

Nutella butter

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."

by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

She brought a spoon...

to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.

by ඩී December 7, 2023