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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
mugGet the bed post bitchmug.

National Bed Appreciation Day

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day
Brad: “…”
by camx70 December 8, 2021
mugGet the National Bed Appreciation Daymug.

Bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020
mugGet the Bed wettermug.

Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk
by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011
mugGet the Bed Drunkmug.

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
mugGet the Lolita bed for Girlsmug.

bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.
Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝
by Bedboxer May 9, 2018
mugGet the bed boxingmug.

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
mugGet the Bed Writermug.

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