geeble goose

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.

1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.

by doobious25 December 29, 2010

goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.

I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!

by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020

Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere

How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.

by Goose.realm March 1, 2019

Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.

1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!

by frigginhost April 26, 2017

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020

Slipped the goose

"Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.

Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.

Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose

by danielrossi September 27, 2023