National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

Kiss your girl, GIRLS GET THEM LIPS READY

You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your boyfriend: ‘why’
You: ‘because it kiss your girl day’
‘You both kiss’
Kiss your girlfriend day.

by Cool girl duh December 7, 2020

Girlfriend-In-Law

When your sibling screws you over bad and can't treat them right, Switch sides.

My girlfriend-in-law came up from Georgia to spend the week with me.

by Ripley2025 August 15, 2025

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Best Girlfriend

Otherwise an Emily. Someone charming, sweet, and funny, who always has your back.

Damn that Emily is the sweetest in the world. She must be the best girlfriend.

by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022

Abusive girlfriend

The fact you read this means she's abusive and your retarded enough to get advice from a dictionary quit beating your dick against your chest crying because your not man enough to bend back over and before you judge me just remember you clicked on me for advice you no selfesteem pussy fart

you have an abusive girlfriend gagging fag

by True black guy August 1, 2025

Ex girlfriend

The sister of your next girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022