Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023

fudge

the polite way to curse

my neighbors are fudged

by @stt.koolest February 3, 2018

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

Fudge Pop

A fudge pop is where a girl will shit on your dick, and then suck it off as it I were a fudge pop.

Man she was so kinky I let her give me a fudge pop!

by Young_King_811 January 3, 2019

Ella fudge

ella fudge is the worst girl you will ever meet, she will act nice at first but then she becomes a nasty slut bag she is someone you won't wanna be with trust me take my advice and leave when you see her. We hope you don't meet an ella fudge. All other ellas are fine but if its ella fudge don't hang out with her

guy1: hey why is that ella fudge so mean

guy2:yah she is a bitch
guy1: to bad she was nice at first

by ammmmmmy November 10, 2019