Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

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Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack

“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”

by I Smeldit August 29, 2021

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flapping the sesh

an annoying phrase used by others to make you feel bad when you are invited to do something but don't do it

when you didn't go to something when invited to do it

other word for letdown

toby i dare you to jump that fence!
nahh man
you're flapping the sesh!

by high 4 May 31, 2011

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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